riddlemehiddleston:

things that say a lot about a person

  • their favourite character
  • the lyrics they write on their hands
  • the colours they wear
  • which murder weapon they prefer
  • how they make their tea

(via refreshes)

weavemunchers:

my personality is 30% the last movie I watched

(via refreshes)

foodchewer:

where can i find some self esteem on sale

(via kixxinq)

Talk

Anyone wanna just talk to me? I really need someone right now.

unclefather:

how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run

(via spoof)

lamelohan:

me trying to do math is like me trying to lose weight, it just doesnt work out

(via refreshes)

vvant:

let’s play a game called “are you staring at me because im hot or ugly”

(via pursuitofhapppinessss)

immersings:

I grow super attached to people so please give me a 60 day warning before I stop existing to you.

(via immersings)

broaaadbean:

who needs april fools my entire life is a joke

(Source: despotique, via kixxinq)

michaxl:

can bob the builder fix my crumbling life

(Source: michaxl, via gossipgoats)